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Friday, May 11, 2007

12 Seconds of Glory


This really isn't blog worthy, but, in the spirit of that eternal human instinct "Eww! this [rancid milk; old fish, etc.] is gross! why don't you smell it too?" I feel the need to take everyone on the 12 second roller coaster ride I experienced while watching international CNN. OK, I wasn't really watching international CNN, I was watching 30 Rock episodes on NBC.com, but when I saw this, I immediately realized that if it were true, I better come up with a good "where was I when I heard the good news" story to bore my grandchildren with: "Well littlest Ricky, I was loitering down by the OTB (off-track betting) had just made a citizens arrest, protecting an old lady from a band of thieving gypsies when this cute little number in a red dress ran up to me screaming 'Bush resigned!' So I kissed her, and that's how your father was conceived. This of course was before the gonorrheasyphilAIDS became rampant amongst the foot-fetish and golden shower crowds of greater Detroit, later spreading into the main population by way of the 'golden shower curious' folks. Ahh... those were simpler times."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sex really is your greatest fear huh?

Dr. No Face said...

Go suck an egg phil.