Hitler or Stalin?

From time to time, there are questions you must ask yourself to lead a more fulfilling life. Not answering them would be living life in ignorance, so I ask you:

If you could sleep with any president, in his prime, dead or alive, and not doing it is not an option, who would it be?

Which non- Kennedy president would it be?

How much would you have to be paid to have sex with an ape?

What if you could get plastered before?

What if you were allowed a blindfold and earplugs?

Who would you rather have sex with? Hitler or Stalin?